And so they came...

Like flocks, tourists are coming.

"Showing off its red-white-and-blue bedecked best, Washington D.C. on Saturday absorbed thousands of people who were determined -- no, insistent -- on experiencing history and having the times of their lives in the below-freezing days leading up to Tuesday's inauguration." Yahoo News

Seriously. It is cold. And get this, there is only ONE Port-a-poddy for every 300 people. I would like to add that only thousands have come of the estimated 4 million people. How many bathrooms is that anyway? No matter what it should be, the District is only allowing 500 port-a-poddys! What? I am so not going in. When Gooner steps on the bladder, man oh man, I gotta go, NOW! And though some people let me cut when they see my belly, crazed tourists who are FREEZING certainly won't care if I pee my pants. I do.

On a side note... I haven't had a hair cut in MONTHS. I was doing better, but I guess other things came up... like Baby Gooner. BUT, my normal hairstylist, James, came in and told me that I was "tragic" and that my "eyebrows look like caterpillars." If it gets REALLY bad he calls me tragicness...but only on the bad days. Seriously people, I try.

Another customer from the Bux came in as well and told me that she's giving me a gift card for a brow wax and a manicure. Um, apparently I need a brow wax! Come on folks, give the preggo a break! I've got a super wiggling, future soccer player bee-bopping inside me while I serve you awesome Bux beverages. You guessed it, I still have not quit.... I love it too much... The University has granted me Monday, Tuesday AND Wednesday off, so I will be at the Bux serving mannic tourists caffeine. The nasty ones might get decaf.... ;)