Mr. Creepy and his Venti Americano

Yesterday a customer said, "Oh you make the cutest pregnant woman!!!"

Contradict THAT with today:

I had about ten drinks lined up on the bar, so I was thus making drinks rather quickly. I finished a Venti White Mocha, handed it on the bar, and a nice fresh faced young woman said thanks and rushed on her way; taking her place... Mr. Creepy Man. He rested his hairy arms on the bar and "watched" me make his American. As I poured in two shots a bit splashed onto my hand.

"I need this caffiene ma'am, don't want to miss out of a single drop."

Me SAID, "Haha, yah, on this Saturday we all need caffiene." Me THOUGHT "Whatever, please stop talking and look somewhere else."

He then said the unthinkable, "Can I lick that off you? eh, hee, hee, I don't want to miss out on a drop." Said while making flirtatious gestures.

Me SAID... Nothing.... Me THINKING, "Did he REALLY just say that to me, much less a pregnant me?"

Not getting the desired response he repeated himself!!!!! "Did you hear what I said? hahahahaha, I said, can I lick it off you?"

Me? "Venti Americano. Thank you Sir." Me Thinks NO WAY.

See the cup? That's right friends. If you tick off your barista, especially your PREGNANT barista... you get decaf.