Rodent Infestation in DC

Unbeknownst to many, Washington DC truly has an epidemic. Who woulda thunk? Not only is the Mall plagued with tourists and dead fish, it is now (it has been for some time to be quite honest) ravaged with rodents. So ubiquituos is this pandemic that it has been embraced by everyone and their mothers who live here in DC - including Starbucks. So problematic is this infestation that the men of DC have resorted to caring for and strolling with these animals strapped to pink leashes . This fact has my man unsettled as he often rues at the increasingly number of effeminated men in this town - as my man is not amongst his/her ranks. One must understand that this rodent infestation is unlike any other. In fact, these rodents are of the canis lupus familiaris...


And there you have it... RAT DOGS!