Pyro Maniac

A.) Someone came into Starbucks telling us that we had a fire in the birchwood and that, "it looked like it could use some water."

B.) A man was ordering a tall latte when his left leg, clad in jeans lit on fire. He didn't notice and I said in a calm voice, "Sir, your pants are on fire." He then began hopping around and slapping at his thigh. Crisis averted, yet still with smoking pants...he came back to the register and paid for his drink.